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How to; Annoy a person in an elevator
•Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
•Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That's mine"
•Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friends. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's yours day been?"
•Hum the theme of Jeopardy.
•Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
•Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
•Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
•Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
•Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream "You're one of THEM!" and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
•When the elevators doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
•When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
•When the elevators doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open
•When the elevator starts to move, say, "You all must be wondering what I summoned you here for."
•Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
•Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That's mine"
•Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friends. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's yours day been?"
•Hum the theme of Jeopardy.
•Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
•Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
•Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
•Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
•Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream "You're one of THEM!" and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
•When the elevators doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
•When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
•When the elevators doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open
•When the elevator starts to move, say, "You all must be wondering what I summoned you here for."
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How to; get thrown out of a Grocery Store
walk through the store wearing black clothing and carrying a fake walkie-talkie humming the mission impossible theme. If someone asks you what you're doing, scream LOOK OUT and shove them behind a shelf.
When an announcement voices over on the loud speaker huddle on the floor with your hands over your ears screaming 'THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!!!'
walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
attempt to fly off a high shelf
throw confetti on random people walking into the store
whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
go through isles knocking over boxes, containers, etc.
open the door for people and pretend to hit yourself in the head with the door if it is not an automatic door. If it is an automatic door, walk up to the door, and pretend that you are a Jedi.
walk through the store wearing black clothing and carrying a fake walkie-talkie humming the mission impossible theme. If someone asks you what you're doing, scream LOOK OUT and shove them behind a shelf.
When an announcement voices over on the loud speaker huddle on the floor with your hands over your ears screaming 'THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!!!'
walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
attempt to fly off a high shelf
throw confetti on random people walking into the store
whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
go through isles knocking over boxes, containers, etc.
open the door for people and pretend to hit yourself in the head with the door if it is not an automatic door. If it is an automatic door, walk up to the door, and pretend that you are a Jedi.
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How to; Get Kicked out of a Restaurant;
1.) Criticize everything that has been served to you. Do this continuously.
2.) Order something, and when they come with your food, tell them its not what you ordered.
3.) When you are being seated. Pretend to faint in a busy part of the restaurant.. You have to be good at acting to do this.
4.) Giggle as loud as you can and when the manager comes over to shut you up you throw your Alfredo noodles in his face. :D.
5.) Start singing on top of a table.
6.) Stand next to someone's table and occasionally sniff the people sitting there.
7.) Lick your hands in front of the waiter and then try to get him/her to shake your hands.
8.) Strike a pose on the table and when the waiter comes over give him/her your number.
9.) Scream as loud as you can as long as you can.
10.) start singing its raining sunshine on the table and then throw a handful of orange paper on the persons head behind you.
11.) Ask the waiter to get some more water then when he/shes putting it down bite there arm and don't let go.
12.) Start singing 'I believe I can fly', standing on a table,then jump on the waiters head/back.
13.) When the waiter gives you your food "accidentally" sneeze on him/her.
14.) Scribble on their apron and say, "This is the best drawing you will ever see of your face".
15.) Throw your food at random people walking by
16.) Bring a real of fake mouse or bug. Put it somewhere, and watch the results.
17.) Eat off of stranger's plates.
18.) Ask the manager if they sell fireworks.
19.) Trip the waiter as he walks by with a plate of hot food.
20.) Snort really loud and pull a noodle out of your nose.
21.) Wet your fingers. Sneeze really loudly and flick the water on the person in front of you's neck.
22.) Dump your drink on someone's head and announce, "I put out the fire!"
23.) Say bad stuff (loudly) about the restaurant when the waiters walk by.
24.) Order expensive food, and pay it all in pennies
25.) Enter the restaurant through the window.
1.) Criticize everything that has been served to you. Do this continuously.
2.) Order something, and when they come with your food, tell them its not what you ordered.
3.) When you are being seated. Pretend to faint in a busy part of the restaurant.. You have to be good at acting to do this.
4.) Giggle as loud as you can and when the manager comes over to shut you up you throw your Alfredo noodles in his face. :D.
5.) Start singing on top of a table.
6.) Stand next to someone's table and occasionally sniff the people sitting there.
7.) Lick your hands in front of the waiter and then try to get him/her to shake your hands.
8.) Strike a pose on the table and when the waiter comes over give him/her your number.
9.) Scream as loud as you can as long as you can.
10.) start singing its raining sunshine on the table and then throw a handful of orange paper on the persons head behind you.
11.) Ask the waiter to get some more water then when he/shes putting it down bite there arm and don't let go.
12.) Start singing 'I believe I can fly', standing on a table,then jump on the waiters head/back.
13.) When the waiter gives you your food "accidentally" sneeze on him/her.
14.) Scribble on their apron and say, "This is the best drawing you will ever see of your face".
15.) Throw your food at random people walking by
16.) Bring a real of fake mouse or bug. Put it somewhere, and watch the results.
17.) Eat off of stranger's plates.
18.) Ask the manager if they sell fireworks.
19.) Trip the waiter as he walks by with a plate of hot food.
20.) Snort really loud and pull a noodle out of your nose.
21.) Wet your fingers. Sneeze really loudly and flick the water on the person in front of you's neck.
22.) Dump your drink on someone's head and announce, "I put out the fire!"
23.) Say bad stuff (loudly) about the restaurant when the waiters walk by.
24.) Order expensive food, and pay it all in pennies
25.) Enter the restaurant through the window.
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How to; Annoy the Pizza Guy
Answer their questions with questions.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time
Ask, "How many dolphins were killed to make that pizza?"
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
Ask them if they can put food coloring in the cheese.
Change your accent every three seconds.
Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
Imitate the order taker's voice
Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
Pretend that you were trying to call 911 when they tell you you have the wrong number, start to order... In the middle of your order stop and start to panic and yell “NO DON'T KILL ME. AHHHHHH” and hang up.
Say your order as fast as humanly possible. Hang up before they can say anything.
St-tt-t-utter,aaaa-lott-tttt
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
Answer their questions with questions.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time
Ask, "How many dolphins were killed to make that pizza?"
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
Ask them if they can put food coloring in the cheese.
Change your accent every three seconds.
Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
Imitate the order taker's voice
Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
Pretend that you were trying to call 911 when they tell you you have the wrong number, start to order... In the middle of your order stop and start to panic and yell “NO DON'T KILL ME. AHHHHHH” and hang up.
Say your order as fast as humanly possible. Hang up before they can say anything.
St-tt-t-utter,aaaa-lott-tttt
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
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How to; Be awesome at an amusement park
Dress up like a photographer and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line. If people ask you to move up, yell, "I'm working on it!" and make little progress.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off. When the ride fully stops, tell them to turn it on again. Repeat until you get thrown off of the ride.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spastic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking *loudly* about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.
Beg people near the front of a very long line to let you pass them. When they say no, grab or bite them and don't let go until they give up. If you get arrested then its not my fault...
Dress up like a photographer and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line. If people ask you to move up, yell, "I'm working on it!" and make little progress.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off. When the ride fully stops, tell them to turn it on again. Repeat until you get thrown off of the ride.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spastic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking *loudly* about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.
Beg people near the front of a very long line to let you pass them. When they say no, grab or bite them and don't let go until they give up. If you get arrested then its not my fault...
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How To; Annoy people on the Subway
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people next to you. Talk very breathy and make sure they can smell your breath. If they flinch or move away, follow them.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
Shake off your wet umbrella on the people sitting down. Pretend to not realize that you are doing this.
Bring a pet without a cage.
Don't take a shower for a month.
Stick your feet way out into the aisles when sitting down. When people ask you to move, glare at them like you don't understand.
Use the shoulder of the person next to you to take a nap/cry/blow your nose.
Jump up and down muttering "gotta go, gotta go" then frown and say "oops."
Wear a Burger King crown and tell everyone that they must bow before royalty. Hit those with a foam sword, or maybe even a wooden sword who don't.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people next to you. Talk very breathy and make sure they can smell your breath. If they flinch or move away, follow them.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
Shake off your wet umbrella on the people sitting down. Pretend to not realize that you are doing this.
Bring a pet without a cage.
Don't take a shower for a month.
Stick your feet way out into the aisles when sitting down. When people ask you to move, glare at them like you don't understand.
Use the shoulder of the person next to you to take a nap/cry/blow your nose.
Jump up and down muttering "gotta go, gotta go" then frown and say "oops."
Wear a Burger King crown and tell everyone that they must bow before royalty. Hit those with a foam sword, or maybe even a wooden sword who don't.
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General ways to annoy people
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as the other person says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite gender tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Ask people to prove everything they say. Example: ( Bob: "I'm Bob" Me: "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask a waiter for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." If they tell you that he's not real start crying and run out of the restaurant.
Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your pieces of clothing
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says a specific word.
Before exiting an elevator, push all the buttons.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Call every person you know "dude".
Chew on pens/pencils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag around people and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems
Don't use any punctuation
Drum on every available surface.
Put up a bunch of ropes in your backyard. When asked about it, tell them you are a "spider person."
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as the other person says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite gender tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Ask people to prove everything they say. Example: ( Bob: "I'm Bob" Me: "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask a waiter for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." If they tell you that he's not real start crying and run out of the restaurant.
Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your pieces of clothing
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says a specific word.
Before exiting an elevator, push all the buttons.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Call every person you know "dude".
Chew on pens/pencils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag around people and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems
Don't use any punctuation
Drum on every available surface.
Put up a bunch of ropes in your backyard. When asked about it, tell them you are a "spider person."
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song
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How to Annoy People at the Movies;
Throw popcorn in the air and yell "It's snowing!"
Go "Oooooooooh" Whenever two people kiss.
Laugh loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. See what he or she does.
Yell out what is going to happene if you have already seen the movie.
Say to the person that tries to sit down next to you that you can't sit there because your imaginary friend already is.
Throw candy at the person's head who sits in front of you. If they turn around, yell "HE'S INTERRUPTING THE MOVIE!"
Bring a flashlight, and in the middle of the movie make shadow puppets on the walls and ceiling.
Bring a remote and complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit in the front row. As soon as the movie starts, run out screaming
Bring a beach ball and toss it through the crowds
Try to start the wave.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the screen.
Every time someone swears, or says something mean, cover you ears and yell, "No profanity!"
Sing or hum the theme song loudly
Bring and use an air freshener
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Every time there is a gun shot, scream "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Before the movie begins, tape whoopie cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a cell phone and set it off every 5 minutes. Pick the most obnoxious ringtone.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
Throw popcorn in the air and yell "It's snowing!"
Go "Oooooooooh" Whenever two people kiss.
Laugh loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. See what he or she does.
Yell out what is going to happene if you have already seen the movie.
Say to the person that tries to sit down next to you that you can't sit there because your imaginary friend already is.
Throw candy at the person's head who sits in front of you. If they turn around, yell "HE'S INTERRUPTING THE MOVIE!"
Bring a flashlight, and in the middle of the movie make shadow puppets on the walls and ceiling.
Bring a remote and complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit in the front row. As soon as the movie starts, run out screaming
Bring a beach ball and toss it through the crowds
Try to start the wave.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the screen.
Every time someone swears, or says something mean, cover you ears and yell, "No profanity!"
Sing or hum the theme song loudly
Bring and use an air freshener
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Every time there is a gun shot, scream "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Before the movie begins, tape whoopie cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a cell phone and set it off every 5 minutes. Pick the most obnoxious ringtone.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
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Annoying the Police
Speed, and when the police catch up to you and start telling you to stop speeding, stand up for yourself and say "Hey, you were speeding to! You must have been going (insert number here) Miles per hour to catch up to me!"
"May I see your license?" "Ya sure, just hold my beer so I can find it."
Say: "I though you had to be in good shape to be a cop!"
If the cop is holding a food item, knock it out of their hands onto the road and yell "Bad cop! No Sugar!"
Say: "You're not gonna check the trunk are you?" Seem scared. When they open the truck fire a water gun at them
Say: "I bet I could grab that gun on your belt before you finish writing my ticket!"
I was only speeding because I have to keep up with traffic! Yes, I know that there are no cars around me! That's how far I am behind!
Explain; 'Well, when I reached down to pick up my beer, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.'
When the guy talks to you, pretend you are deaf
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is. Don't go overboard...
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. Pretend you are dead.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours! Bust out a sticker that looks like a badge
Talk to your hand.
When he asks to inspect your car, say "There is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it."
Try to sell him your car, or ask if you guys could trade cars
If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
Speed, and when the police catch up to you and start telling you to stop speeding, stand up for yourself and say "Hey, you were speeding to! You must have been going (insert number here) Miles per hour to catch up to me!"
"May I see your license?" "Ya sure, just hold my beer so I can find it."
Say: "I though you had to be in good shape to be a cop!"
If the cop is holding a food item, knock it out of their hands onto the road and yell "Bad cop! No Sugar!"
Say: "You're not gonna check the trunk are you?" Seem scared. When they open the truck fire a water gun at them
Say: "I bet I could grab that gun on your belt before you finish writing my ticket!"
I was only speeding because I have to keep up with traffic! Yes, I know that there are no cars around me! That's how far I am behind!
Explain; 'Well, when I reached down to pick up my beer, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.'
When the guy talks to you, pretend you are deaf
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is. Don't go overboard...
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. Pretend you are dead.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours! Bust out a sticker that looks like a badge
Talk to your hand.
When he asks to inspect your car, say "There is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it."
Try to sell him your car, or ask if you guys could trade cars
If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
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Annoying things to do at a Bowling Alley
Wear Golf shoes
Every time you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
Try to juggle the bowling balls, when you drop them, start screaming at them
Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your ball wont roll.
Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEERIKE
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
When an opponent is about to roll the ball, race up and take his ball and run home.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Name your ball something like "KILLER". Openly boast to everyone how great you are, throw like a wimp, do this all night
Sit next to someone who is about to bowl and as soon as they go to swing talk loudly into a bullhorn.
Wrestle with your bowling ball. (WWE Style) Ask someone to ref.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's bowling balls.
Wear Golf shoes
Every time you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
Try to juggle the bowling balls, when you drop them, start screaming at them
Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your ball wont roll.
Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEERIKE
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
When an opponent is about to roll the ball, race up and take his ball and run home.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Name your ball something like "KILLER". Openly boast to everyone how great you are, throw like a wimp, do this all night
Sit next to someone who is about to bowl and as soon as they go to swing talk loudly into a bullhorn.
Wrestle with your bowling ball. (WWE Style) Ask someone to ref.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's bowling balls.
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Being Annoying at the Drive-Through Window
Specify that the order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Just stare at the person when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say "I know what you did to my food."
When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
Stand close to the speaker and yell your order
After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other.
Attempt to take the order-takers order before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items,for example "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
Specify that the order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Just stare at the person when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say "I know what you did to my food."
When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
Stand close to the speaker and yell your order
After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other.
Attempt to take the order-takers order before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items,for example "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
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How to Annoy People at the Pool:
Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the deep end of the pool.
Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the deep end of the pool.
Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
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How to Annoy the Dude Interviewing you for your Job:
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
As you follow your interviewer to his or her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Comment on how much you like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
As you reach inside your briefcase pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that you get hired or you won’t give back their nose.
Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company, fire your interviewer.
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
As you follow your interviewer to his or her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
Comment on how much you like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
As you reach inside your briefcase pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewer’s face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that you get hired or you won’t give back their nose.
Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company, fire your interviewer.
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